Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
saw you at a party shirtless drinking wine and i wanted you so bad i could taste it. i did the whole pretty woman thing where i wouldnt kiss you on the mouth at first but then one night i came over and kissed you so hard and i heard you moan my name through the cracks in your teeth. i dont think i will ever get over you.
Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
So sick of having no one.